Googlemancy

Google is infinite. She is immortal. She is all-knowing.

Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them.

You can quickly find information on career paths, ways to improve your health, innovative business ideas and generally anything that resembles a prayer.

Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed webpages hosted from every corner of the earth.

Ask Google and she will show you the way, but showing you is all she can do. You must help yourself by deciphering her divine wisdom.

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